Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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