I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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