I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Fuck appropriateness.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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