You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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