Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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