I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
