You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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