Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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