I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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