I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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