How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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