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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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