You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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