I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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