he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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