drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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