I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I have fence marks all over my body
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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