Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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