Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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