After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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