i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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