He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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