Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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