do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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