big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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