I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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