if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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