Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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