I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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