thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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