Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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