fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think my fart just growled at me.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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