have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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