Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
where does the pee come out of this thing
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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