one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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