franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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