i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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