so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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