Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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