SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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