Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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