Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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