Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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