I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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