Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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