Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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