I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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