Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
