you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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