ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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