her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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