all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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