tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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